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Comment on SQL Server Domination Plan Phase One Has Completed by SQL Server Domination Plan: Two Weeks After | SQL Swampland

SQL Server Domination Plan: Two Weeks After | SQL Swampland — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:33:50 +0000

[…] I let loose a rebel yell and issued a command directive: Death to Oracle! Then I delivered the death knell as we migrated all of the data to SQL Server over Memorial Day weekend. Today, I am proud to […]

Comment on SQL Server Domination Plan Has Begun by SQL Server Domination Plan: Two Weeks After | SQL Swampland

SQL Server Domination Plan: Two Weeks After | SQL Swampland — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 19:33:47 +0000

[…] A few weeks ago, I let loose a rebel yell and issued a command directive: Death to Oracle! Then I delivered the death knell as we migrated all of the data to SQL Server over Memorial Day weekend. Today, I am proud to announce that after two weeks of the Finance SQL Servers being in production, the users are happy and productive. […]

Comment on SQL Server Domination Plan Phase One Has Completed by Dustin

Dustin — Wed, 29 May 2013 10:43:51 +0000

That’s great, made me laugh! I struggle with that visibility part too.

Comment on SQL Server Domination Plan Phase One Has Completed by retracement

retracement — Wed, 29 May 2013 00:02:15 +0000

Well done sir! Larry Ellison will be looking to downsize his Luxury Yacht any day now

Comment on SQL Server Domination Plan Phase One Has Completed by Andrew Neuman (@ajneuman)

Andrew Neuman (@ajneuman) — Tue, 28 May 2013 18:36:11 +0000

Way to go Ed!

Comment on SQL Server Domination Plan Phase One Has Completed by Lee Everest

Lee Everest — Tue, 28 May 2013 18:35:11 +0000

Keep up the great work!

Comment on SQL Server Domination Plan Phase One Has Completed by Bradley Ball (@SQLBalls)

Bradley Ball (@SQLBalls) — Tue, 28 May 2013 18:26:04 +0000

Nice Job Ed!

Comment on SQL Server Domination Plan Has Begun by SQL Server Domination Plan Phase One Has Completed | SQL Swampland

SQL Server Domination Plan Phase One Has Completed | SQL Swampland — Tue, 28 May 2013 18:07:09 +0000

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Comment on SQL Server Domination Plan Has Begun by Andy Galbraith (@DBA_ANDY)

Andy Galbraith (@DBA_ANDY) — Fri, 24 May 2013 15:25:05 +0000

Marge Simpson: Homer, wasn’t the whole point to catch the Cat Burglar?

Lisa Simpson: And I still don’t have my saxophone.

Homer Simpson: Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back. But we’ve also expanded into other important areas. Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, world domination…

Lisa Simpson: World domination?

Homer Simpson: Oh ho, heh, that might be a typo.

[thinks]

Homer Simpson: Mental note: the girl knows too much.

–”Homer the Vigilante” Simpsons Episode 1F09

Comment on SQL Server Auditing: A Learning Series Part Nine, Reporting by Auditing Revisited, Makes No Sense To Me | SQL Swampland

Auditing Revisited, Makes No Sense To Me | SQL Swampland — Thu, 09 May 2013 17:23:33 +0000

[…] in January, I did a series on simple auditing which walked through setting up an audit and creating a simple SSRS report. I actually used the […]

Comment on T-SQL Tuesday #41 – Why I Love Presenting by T-SQL Tuesday #41 Recap - SQL Server - SQL Server - Toad World

T-SQL Tuesday #41 Recap - SQL Server - SQL Server - Toad World — Thu, 02 May 2013 20:34:40 +0000

[...] Watson (@SQLGator) tells us that he’s not in love with presenting – yet – but he’s getting there. He used to avoid it like the plague, but the SQL community and the great experiences he’s [...]

Comment on T-SQL Tuesday #41 – Why I Love Presenting by T-SQL Tuesday #41 Recap | Bob Pusateri - The Outer Join

T-SQL Tuesday #41 Recap | Bob Pusateri - The Outer Join — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 12:44:38 +0000

Comment on SQL Tool Evaluation, List of Tools by SQLGator

SQLGator — Sun, 07 Apr 2013 15:13:24 +0000

Not yet, we are waiting on legal approval to download the tools. Out legal department takes months for these things before I can click on the EULA, lol.

Comment on SQL Tool Evaluation, List of Tools by Ives Laaf

Ives Laaf — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 11:41:48 +0000

Any news on this? Would be great to read about some experiences, as we currently also look a bit around and some second opinions are always great to know…

Comment on A Different Perspective by Lee Everest

Lee Everest — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 19:00:50 +0000

I hate developers

Comment on Need to Predict Backup Sizes? by SP_SpaceUsed for Disk Space Monitoring? | SQL Swampland

SP_SpaceUsed for Disk Space Monitoring? | SQL Swampland — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 14:44:28 +0000

[...] month I blogged about using the procedure to show you the estimated backup size for the database. But [...]

Comment on The Interview: A Necessary Evil? by Anthony Moore

Anthony Moore — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 21:22:38 +0000

I don’t like interviews. They’re dumb. Too much superficiality…it’s like, “you do know I’m lying through my teeth, right?” Worst part? I feel they do.

Comment on Primary Key versus Unique Key by Rie Irish

Rie Irish — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 18:10:17 +0000

The question I’ve been asked in every single DBA interview I’ve ever, ever had.

Comment on Restoration Options by Restoration Recovery State Options | SQL Swampland

Restoration Recovery State Options | SQL Swampland — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 19:21:20 +0000

[...] Yesterday, I was asked what the difference was in some of the restoration options. Thus, I thought this would make a good blog post as it is somewhat confusing in the beginning. [...]

Comment on SQLSat86 Session Review: Andy Warren’s ‘Building a Professional Development Plan’ by SQL Saturday 192, Tampa Has Come and Gone But Left Its Mark! | SQL Swampland

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 19:17:37 +0000

[...] journey began in 2011 as I resolved myself in Andy Warren’s Professional Development Plan session at the Tampa BI SQL Saturday. I wanted to conquer this fear of public speaking and give [...]